Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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