i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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