my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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