census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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