When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
pray to the hookup gods
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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