I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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