Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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