well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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