In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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