I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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