I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Fuck appropriateness.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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