I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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