She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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