How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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