i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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