Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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