plz talk dirty to me
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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