This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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