sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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