How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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