no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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