Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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