Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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