Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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