how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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