he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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