He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
