sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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