I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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