Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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