i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
