what if I'm pregnant?
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He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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