ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
im holly from the hills drunk
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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