theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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