Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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