It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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