I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
