sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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