He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
