therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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