dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
there is glitter all over my balls
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