I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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