Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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