whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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