Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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