i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
