It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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