Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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