Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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