Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
