sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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