please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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