No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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