so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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