Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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