Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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