she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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